Okay, so it starts off with me an (don't laugh) Draco Malfoy. Now you may laugh. My story is I had been reading one too many fanfics, plus the fact I was reading (devouring) the 5th book like there was no tomorrow, and I'm sticking too it.
Right, so anyway, skipping the fuzzy parts, everyone (my class + Draco and an old friend (Silvian)) is sitting on the floor in the library and then all of a sudden I get into this fight w/ Silvian about something and she yells out to the whole class that I'm bisexual (which I'm not) and for some reason I run away.
Then, I find this plot that Mr Smith (the science teacher) is going to get all my friends to hang onto a boat frame and drown in the sea. (I just realized something. both my dreams have somewhat of a naudical theme) So yeah, then I'm running through my house looking through the dorms in hogwarts tring to find Draco, when I stumble upon Prof McGonnagal in my bathroom shaving her beard! I don't even want to know why that's in there. And the wierd thing is she didn't even notice me even though I was 'yelling' at the top of my lungs.
So then I finally find him and we make up and he helps me tell my friends the don't have to hold onto the boat and then we fly off on a broomstick. Quite scary if you think about it.